Arts & Entertainment

From his home on the moon, the powerful Watcher, an obscure Marvel Comics literary device, answered questions like, "What if Captain America ran for president?" or "What if Spider-Man fought the Hulk?" (Answer: he would win.)  The What If?

Oh, green check mark, I push you in and pray

Recycle Tray Two will switch into use.

My class begins in five; I start my day

beneath the printer's abhorrent abuse.

And you! Your multiple copies to print

cost seconds, minutes, time very dear.

Lovelace a-spews for a belabored sprint

a bike-for-sale flyer (includes all gear!)

How many copies does one greener need?

Will you plaster campus with paper, paste?

Amount of posters may well increase speed

of sale, however at what cost of waste?