Is there something that you wish you had never seen? Oooooh boiiiii i don’t even know where to start. Have I ever seen anything that I truly wanted to see? Let’s start there. I’m glad that I get to look at pictures of Rihanna. I’ve never been mad about looking an animals, sunsets, flowers or rainbows. I see so many worthless and forsaken images every single day of my life. So many images that take away my passion and curiosity for the world. The other day I was kicking it with my Grammy and she got one of those old person chain emails with like pictures of silly puppies and America’s Funniest Home Video caliber shit. This binch was cracking up like she’d never heard a joke before. She’s pure, she’s never seen a depression meme or walked around an unknown city block in the street view function on google maps for hours. I’ll never be that pure again.
How often do you visit a dentist? Do you know you should do it at least one a year? Honestly you can fuck all the way off, you sound like my frickin mom. First of all, I’m fucking poor. Journalism doesn’t pay shit. Second of all, who is this a freakin future dental assistant? Where the hell do you get off tryin to tell me when to go to the dentist. I LIKE that my teeth are rotting and I am NOT afraid of an infected tooth spreading to my brain. I HOPE that no one will ever try to make out with me ever again because that shit is so weird!! Why do we press our mouths together like that and call it romantic when you’re really just sharing bacteria?? Why?? Wait, is romance just sharing bacteria?
How to correctly write: “buttocks or “battocks??? Pfffsshhahahaha what?? Wtf is a “battocks”? Dude. I’m honestly cracking tf up at this, who are you? Do you wanna come hang out?
if you were a videoblogger, what would your videos be about? This is a great question. Well, I think I would start out by showing the world my B minus makeup routine in my dirty bathroom mirror. I’d build up a large following with my quirky personality and get some better lighting, maybe some lip fillers, and at the height of my career I would begin to include detailed instructions for a call towards insurrectionist action against patriarchal capitalism hidden in the middle of the videos. They’ll never see us coming, my army of femmes.
