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wasted advice
tits or booty?
por que no los dos?
steps for dismantling the patriarchy?
- stop fucking cis men
- demand that you cum
- demand that you cum!!!
- let boys cry
- fuck terfs, but dont actually fuck them
been having crush dreams about my casual pal but we live far apart so whT do I do?
find somebody else cuz we know that long distance relationships work, nobody s worth that, you can find someone just as average in your own town- somebody just yelled “African Americans” at this bar lets move on.
the white dude in the winter beanie really had an opinion but….
I don’t want to get up in the morning every morning, what do I do?
if ur a late night person just make your bedtime earlier. i usually go to bed at midnight or one, which means three or four. just like rewrite your brain and like escape capitalism.
wheres the good cruising at?
not mccoys!!! move out of oly asap!! maybe hit up Jake’s, I got hit on a few times there. which is a horrible recommendation but like… alternatively the train tracks on Jefferson
how do I balance hooking up and making sure people know I like them for who they are?
stop fucking people who are poly if that’s not what you want. just like let it happen and dont be afraid to double text ppl like just live a little and also honestly if you’re not poly stop pretending you are!!! it’s ok if you’re not!!! just fucking figure it out!! it’s ok if ur not!!!
tips re being a top and hating being pursued and being a brat who wants ppl to cum on to me?
you’re in the wrong town
nobody in oly is top. you’re a fetish I’m rly sorry to let you know
everyone in Olympia is a bottom and being a top… no one is woke enough to be a top
if you’re a switch prepare to always be a top cuz no one will fuck you right. the cpj is on top of negligent bottoms, you’ve hurt us and we want to be loved too.
is day drinking a problem?
I mean… how old are you? I live a mimosa at noon among friends but like…
if you’re fucking someone with a dick and they ask you whose cock is this do you say mine or yours?
this is like a queer Seinfeld episode…
you just say “yes daddy”
or maybe, “harder, slap my ass”
“if you’re a newspaper and you’re asking these questions I’m worried about you” – a bar local
