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Hey what if I like this girl but she likes girls not guys? And I’m a guy by the way.
It’s called fish, and there’s plenty of ‘em. Move on, my dude.
I would like to complain to facebook, and ask fm. Let me copy and paste, I’m just trying to plagerize everything I say. […] I use to steal jokes from iCarly in middle school and once I got called out and that was the biggest mistake of my life. Like, random dancing. Her brother was a quirky artsit, which lie, that was really weird because her brother hung out with children adn like… that was pretty weird in my eyes. […] I don’t know why I’m apologizing. I’m not sorry. I’m the one who provided the juice. I brought the juice into this home. I juiced it up. […] This isn’y good advice. I wouldn’t advi- well, I would. I would advise adult watch iCarly. […] Disney channel had a show called salmon… Salmon Cat. With Ariana Grande, RIP Mac Miller. […] I never really got into Nirvana. I pretended I did, though. But no one ever really called me out in High School […] How many celeberiteis had white dreads? […] American Psycho, that’s a good bok. I had an ex who was obsessed wtih them. I had en ex who liked to read it from a queer perspective. American psycho as like a commentary as misogyney. Its good. And they talk about huey newton and the news, which is a good band. And they talk about five seconds of summer. That is a bad band. Shawn mendes is band. And if we’re here, that guy with red hair who looks like a hair, ed sharen. Ad sheeren. Ed sheeren. […] the ed sheren rant, okay. I once watched someone bellydance for the entire song. I listend to that song a lot. There’s that one weird ed sheeren song that sounds like ta cross between a justein beier esong and a. […] there’s that one song, “people get cancer and die. People get hit by cars and die.” and it made me feel a lot better.
What movies inspire you?
Angus thongs and perfect snogging. That was my favorite movie growing up. I tried to watch it growing up as a kid but didn’t get it. But they were all so horny.
I think i’m hot. That’s the lukeworm take. I dont think im not hot. Maybe that’s cuz i liook so much younger than i am. Someone called me man the other day. Someone also mentioned offhand that i’m aesexsual and im not aesexual. [further biographical cut to preserve secret identities]. I have several pairs of pants. These are the same style pants. It’s not like i own one pair of pants.
The thing is., i had to by these 9 dollar pants from forever 21 and each one i had to tailer to make them fit me better. Adn i have 9 pants , dollar patns, each tailered to fit me better. A friend, growing up, they always ahd to tailer their pandsts. And i just had that one inch edge, one inch edge, . i dont wear a lot of patns thto. I would love to just wear overall pants all day . maybe its mjust me, but overalls just pull me down into the depths of the earth. My avatar. Is the prince,. The great prince.
I came down to earth. Yu know what i’m talking about? I drew a sheep, and they ate a shepep. Why am i not connectd to why fi?
Sharlk week. I thought shark week was a conspiracy. Everyone’s into it to peer perssur you into it. Is this just one person who fell for a marketing scheme or is this just a bigger picgure here? Shee didn’t make me, she just got control of the tv, but i just always picked jersey shore but wee just wacthed shrak week. What’s shark week:?
Msnbc plays a lot of shark wee. That’s a ggreat show. Shark tank. I had to watch that tin my economics clas. I just oredred a calendar online. I’m stoked on it.
The theme si panik.
We don’t look at it. It’s a secrent.
Great aunt. Fantastic aunt, or more distant aunt?
if you were a videoblogger, what would your videos be about?
Bullet journaling. Have you seen those videos? They’re so relaxing. Oh yeah. Hell yeah.
