By Brittanyana Pierro
Love can’t wait, and sometimes neither can we. Here are few places on campus to make your luv private in time for Valentine’s Day. Hypothetically, of course. Whatever you’re up to come the 14th, the Cooper Point Journal is not accountable for any debauchery.
RoofsR
• Library Roof
The best part of going up to the roof of the Library building is getting lost trying to find your way there. Make a whole day of sneaking past janitors and admins, and reward yourself with a colorfully backlit night.
• SEM II Roof
The roofs of SEM II are surpris- ingly easy to get to, and they have a great nighttime view. Bring a couple of chairs, maybe a blanket and a bottle of wine (non-alcoholic, of course, Offi- cer) — you’re ready to interrupt some classes.
Basements
• Library Basement
The most versatile of spots, in my opinion. The basement can make your Danny Phantom fantasies come to life, and the photo studio has some untapped video making potential.
• CAB Basement
The basement of the CAB has a lot of long dark hallways and random empty rooms. Also if you happen to find a way into the storage closets, you just found the perfect place for a secret rendezvous, and like, lots of free shit. Again, hypothetically.
Soccer Field
A late night stroll around the field turned into something more? The bleachers on the far east side of the field are the way to go. Or, if you’re lucky, the small soccer gym will be open.
Forest
Get down and dirty with Daddy Nature.
Communications Building
The Com. Building is definitely your best bet when it comes to finding privacy. There are a plethora of rooms available for two-hour ‘check outs’, and even a few dance studios if ya feeling freaky. An anonymous student source recommends trying out room D410.
Honorable mentions
• Third Floor of the Library
• Any Empty Classroom
