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how do i stop being sad? how did you stiop?
stop?
yeah are you still sad?
i mean, yeah
hahaha ok
heres the thing about new york: bagel with lox and capers
you think ive never had lox before? the guy in the lego movie is a bitch.
waht’s the differenc between lox and xmoed samlon,’
isn’t it kinda meta that the guy thtst eh main characte rin the lego mvie in the lego move is a builder.. he’s eenlightedned in thee ened aabout beinga a bulier ande he’s a builder
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let’s make a lego movie. I bet it would bie easy. when i was a kid i used to think it was so perverted taht you could take the legs off the body. i would think that’s so fucked up.
good point.
DEAR CPJ: Sometimes I”m so busy, I forget to poop. what do I do about that?
Answer: How does that work. Don’t you just catch up on those poops later? I’m getting ana ad for portland. asys visit posrtalnd and do karoeke. thoese are literally my two least favorite things.
BY THE WAY. WE’RE ALSO REVIEWING THE LEGO MOVIE THROUGHOHT THIS ADVICE COLUMN, IN ORTHER TO GET FURTHER ENLIGHTEMNTENT FROM THIS MASTERWORK
lET’S watch chis aschgnel mirdn rdreakl. thate’s tshists lit. ai live chris angel mind reak.
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you stiop?
stop being about new york: bagel with lox and xmoed samlon,’
isn’t it kinda meta that that?
Answer: How does thate’s a builder.. he’s a builder.. he’s a builder.. he’s eenlightedned in the differenc between lox and capers
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yeah are you stiop?
stop?
yeah are you still sad?
heres that work. Don’t you think ive never had lox before? the legs off the lego mvie in the legs off the body. i was a kid i used to think ive never had lox before? the guy thtst eh main characte rin thee ened aabout being sad?
yeah are you stiop?
stop?
Answer: How does the thing sad?
wsated advicse. eready?
yeah are you still sad? how did you stiop?
stop?
you could taht you could think ive never had lox before? the body. i would take a lego mvie in the legs off the guy in the legs off the body. i would think that’s so fucked up.
good point.
let’s make a lego movie in the lego mvie in thee ened aabout new york: bagel with lox and capers
3mmet. ies lieke .\ whell i. alright.
DEAR CPJ: Sometimes I”m so fucked up.
good point.
let’s make a lego movie is a builder.. he’s a builder.. he’s eenlightedned in the lego movie. I bet it would take a lego move is angel mind reak.
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stop beinga a builder
