Aries (March 21- April 20):
Mars is moving into Capricorn and this means your ambitious go-getter spirit will be amplified. You already have a natural pioneering spirit, but this week it’s kicked into hyperspeed. Your desire to work out, to do ALL the homework, to facetime all your friends, and to watch every YouTube on how to install your own shelves will be so strong, but remember to prioritize! Your high energy levels are good, but don’t start 100 new projects when you still need to finish the 5 you began last week.
Taurus (April 21- May 21):
You are known for your green thumb. Like most Tauruses, you have a knack for keeping things alive. Except for your social calendar, that is. It’s good to hide away in your green room or walk in nature, but you are still a person who needs human interaction. Find a friend who also cares about the little things in life the way you do and you two can stop and smell the roses together.
Gemini (May 22- June 21):
Are you Khloe Kardashian’s daughter? Because you are a TRUE friend. Geminis are the truest of companions, but they have a tendency to fake confidence so that people will think they are bolder than they are. This week, ease up on the people pleasing. Your real friends will love your authentic self even more. You’re proud of your extensive music collection and rare vintage pop culture items, so find someone else who will appreciate those gems with you.
Cancer (June 22- July 22):
You have 20 journals and diaries that you’ve started just in 2019 alone. You’re more likely to rock a vintage hat than a brand new Supreme beanie. If you’re feeling over-emotional at the moment, don’t stress. There’s a full moon in Virgo this month that explains those wild mood swings you’ve been having. Stay true to yourself and stay the course. Resist the urge to drop everything and run away from your problems. Facing them head on and dealing with those dark corners in your life will bring a bright new spring that’s just around the corner.
Leo (July 23- August 21):
You love action. All this snow has given you serious cabin fever. Don’t take it out on those you love though, just because they’re closest to you. You love leaving people on read and buying expensive shoes (probably ones that have lions on the heels tbh), but don’t go over your budget just because you’re bored!! Leos love attention and being in the spotlight, which is hard in these literally dark times. But take heart! The sun is staying out longer and the days are getting longer. Just keep holding on, Winter Quarter is almost done!
Virgo (August 22- September 23):
We all know you’re the smartest person in the room, but sometimes you can be kinda dumb when it comes to emotional intelligence. Just like how your biggest pet peeve is people leaving dishes in the sink, other people’s pet peeves include you walking around in the middle of conversations. Don’t lie, you know you do it. This week, you’re going to be faced with some difficult emotional situations. You can do it. It’ll be hard to step out of your constant state of “don’t question me or what I am doing” but a little humility will go a loooooooong way.
Libra (September 24- October 23):
You love stopping serious conversations and isolating yourself away from feelings. Just like Michael Scott when he runs to catch the train after he declared bankruptcy, you are also likely to say, “I’m running away from my responsibilities and it feels good!”
Unfortunately, you live in the real world, my friend, and deep down you just want a ride or die. Someone to inspire you to get up and do your homework and then spend the night watching your favorite episode of Friends even though you already know all the lines. It’s time to open up the winter cocoon and butterfly into the badass you really are!
Scorpio (October 24- November 22):
Cuffing season is alive and well in the scorpios world. You’ve got your partner handcuffed and you’ve already conveniently “misplaced the key”. Congratulations! You worked hard to have a snuggle buddy all winter. It’s time now for you to step up your game to make sure your partner knows how precious they are to you and that every day with you is Valentine’s Day. You know how to draw others in without seeming needy but now you need to work on actually not being needy. Be a source of strength and support for your family and friends this week.
Sagittarius (November 23- December 22):
If you gave a TED Talk, it would be about how to always win an argument, but that’s not entirely a bad thing. Due to being ruled by Jupiter, Sag’s have the ability to inspire people and use their big imaginations. But you also might come off as fake to people who don’t really know you. Don’t be afraid! Keep doing your thing and work on opening up this week, even if people don’t understand you at first.
Capricorn (December 23- January 20):
DUDE you don’t know how to relax! Somebody had to say it. Your ideal surprise party is a party you’ve planned for yourself, by yourself, 6 months in advance, with a full guestlist that RSVP’d to you in person. Then you’d want all your work recognized while also getting to be the most humble person in the room. It’s not all bad though. It comes from your desire to be a hard worker and your love of excellence. Those are great things, just don’t let them come at the expense of your family. It’s no fun to throw a party if nobody wants to come.
Aquarius (January 21- February 19):
Hope you sucked up every second of Aquarius SZN! You deserve it! You love mystery and standing out for your unique style. You love surrounding yourself with others who value your uniqueness and don’t care about what other people think. Starting off this new year of life, remember to be thankful for everyone who helped you get this far. Send out some thank you notes to the special people in your life. The stars are calling for an attitude of gratitude.
Pisces (February 20- March 20):
It’s PISCES SZN and you are ready AF! Pisces are total sweeties and get what they want! You love it when people appreciate your aesthetic, allow you to be sad, and show you through their actions that you matter to them. Pisces also love pets, so it’s highly likely you want a new puppy for your birthday. Stay away from local shelters unless you’re truly ready to treasure your new best friend. Whatever you do this Pisces szn, have a happy birthday! The moon & the stars and all those wild planets are aligning in your favor.
