By Marta Tahja-Syrett This story is part of our April 1 edition. Since its establishment in 1967, The Evergreen State College has not once waned from its consistently favorable position in the public eye. Evergreen is a college renowned for its remarkable public relations, lack of hipster clientele, and ample faculty pay. The school also boasts of its […]
Highlights from the Spring 2019 Catalog
By Mason Soto & Georgie Fehringer. This story is part of our April 1 Edition. I’m Not Sure What This Is About But Everyone Keeps Nodding Much of our time as students, as people, as living beings, is spent not knowing what is going on. In this program, no one understands, and yet we sit and nod together […]
Notes on Style: Evergreens New Identity Standards & Branding Politics
By Mason Soto. This story is part of our April 1 edition. In a recent swipe of the Invisible Hand that guides the choices of this brutalist institution, trickled down from the offices of President, Public Relations, Marketing, and so on, comes word of a newly sanctioned Style Guide for The Evergreen State College Community at large. #nice In the […]
Horoscopes Are Never a Joke. They are always very serious.
This story is a part of our April 1 edition. Aries (March 21- April 20): Your horoscope: IT’S ARIES SZN GET READY You: OH FORK YEAH IT IS Taurus (April 21- May 21): Your horoscope: Now that it is Aries season… You: Oh no, my roommate’s birthday is this month. They’re an Aries. I’m gonna have to move. […]