Hey Aries! You have been working hard and doing a lot these past few months. Remember to slow down and take care of yourself but also sit in some reflections. Ask yourself: What in my routine is working for me right now? What is getting in my way? Are there […]
DECEMBER HOROSCOPES
DECEMBER HOROSCOPES It’s best to read the prediction for your ascendant/rising sign (your path) first, though you may find it helpful to read for your sun (how you see/conduct yourself) and moon (your emotional body) placements as well! If you do not know your rising sign or would like to […]
October Horoscopes
OCTOBER HOROSCOPES It’s best to read the prediction for your ascendant (rising sign) first, though you may find it helpful to read for your sun and moon placements as well! If you do not know your rising sign or would like to learn more about your chart in general, check […]
Horoscopes – November 2021
brought to you by….. Your Cosmic Comrades NOTE: For the purposes of our predictions, we suggest that you focus on your chart’s Ascendant sign, though you may find it helpful to read your Moon and Sun, as well. If you do not know your rising sign or would like to […]
Horoscopes
by Your Cosmic Best Friends For the purposes of our predictions, we suggest that you focus on your chart’s Ascendant sign, though you may find it helpful to read your Moon and Sun, as well. If you do not know your rising sign or would like to learn more about […]
Horoscopes: Feb. 5th, 2020
By Your Cosmic Best Friend Aries (March 21 – April 20): Adventure motivates this February—let your independent and courageous spirit lead the way. Your excitement for life brings joy into the lives of others. Never dull your sparkle and keep that enthusiastic energy up, even in the midst of these cloudy gray skies. Taurus […]
Halloween Horror-scopes
By Your Cosmic Best Friend Aries (March 21 to April 19): The scariest thing for Aries??? Committing to one costume. Aries have great characteristics but deciding what to choose? Not on the top of the list. It’s okay if we know what you’ll go as, whichever costume you’ll be able to look the best […]
Horoscopes
By Your Cosmic Best Friend Aries (March 21 to April 19): The cosmos are in YOUR favor! Take some strong risks and go out on a limb this week. That insecurity that’s been holding you back, time to let that ish gooooo. This is the time! Fall is the season […]
Horoscopes: The Wise Words of Lizzy McGuire
Live your dreams! You’ve just taken one more trip around the sun and you are glowing!
Horoscopes Are Never a Joke. They are always very serious.
This story is a part of our April 1 edition. Aries (March 21- April 20): Your horoscope: IT’S ARIES SZN GET READY You: OH FORK YEAH IT IS Taurus (April 21- May 21): Your horoscope: Now that it is Aries season… You: Oh no, my roommate’s birthday is this month. They’re an Aries. I’m gonna have to move. […]