I went to Rainy Day Records to get an LP that is so obscure they didn’t even know how to order it. Am I a hipster? -Not That I Care First off, hippies don’t know how to use computers, so of course they aren’t going to know how to order […]
Wasted Advice: 4/11/13
Why do hospitals in Singapore use such terrible painkillers? -Singapore Sling Everyone knows that Singapore hates drugs and they hate you. Why are people afraid to go to Le Voyeur? -Voy for Joy Firstly, they serve forties of Steele Reserve. If that’s not terrifying I dunno what is. Second, there are […]
Healthy Competition and Early Registration
The first week of Spring Quarter is over – did you get into the program you wanted? No? How about that beginning art course? Not that, either? Every quarter seems to begin with a litany of “sorry,” and, “that sucks, dude,” as first, second, and even third-year Evergreen students compete […]
Wasted Advice: 3/18/13
I want to start dating and it’s hard for me to find people I’m interested in who aren’t scared off because I’m kinky. I don’t feel right about trying to build a relationship with someone I know I’m incompatible with, but I also don’t want to be too forward. – […]
What Kind of Man Am I?
Two weeks ago, Evergreen students were offered a series of events centered around the theme ‘No One wins in Patriarchy Week’ and, as a follow-up to those events, on March 5, the ‘International Womyn’s Week’ hosted an event titled, “What Kind of Man are You? – Patriarchy and Male Allyship.” […]
So, Am I a Bad Bitch?
“Fuck white people,” was frequently repeated during the Bad Bitches workshop on February 12 – and justly so. The workshop – a part of No One Wins In Patriarchy week – was only open to females, trans and queer people of color, and was meant to provide a safe space […]
Wasted Advice: 2/28/13
I made a great amount of money at the Craft fair last week and would love to continue to sell my crafts, but I don’t know how/where to get started. I am nervous about trying etsy.com because I am a busy student and won’t be able to update the site […]
Wasted Advice: 2/14/13
How do I get over a cold? Sincerely, Asfgsjkdf Gurl drank some hot toddies and that’s gonna clear the f*ck up As an attractive rich white man, how do I find my place in Olympia and my purpose at Evergreen? Insincerely, Dude with ‘Tude My dude, with that abserd money […]
Armed for the Job
“We don’t trust you with the guns you have,” a statement made by Austin Nolan during a live Q13 Fox report, is a statement based on false and sensationalized institutions of fear, paranoia and angst. I walk on eggshells everyday, painstakingly mindful of my vocabulary, tone, and what ideas I […]
Gun Control: Where Do We Draw the Line?
I can’t think of an instance where any one citizen would actually need a personal nuclear warhead. For that matter, I can’t think of an instance besides the ol’ ‘mutually-assured destruction’ that a government would want one either, but that’s an entirely different story. There is a spectrum of weapons […]
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