Statement from President John Carmichael to the CPJ

 The Cooper Point Journal reached out to Evergreen’s Media and Public Relations department to provide our campus community with the school’s official statement on the recent campus tragedy. Below John Carmichael’s words, the CPJ has compiled relevant items from recent updates and notices previously released by the college as well […]

Horoscopes

Capricorn:  Howdy, sea goat!  The new fall season is upon us. Your excitement for the new school year is uplifting your spirit. Stay with that. Make sure to spend plenty of time outdoors before the days get darker sooner. Your ruling planet, Saturn’s, retrograde in Pisces is a reminder to […]

Clam Law

By dubiously acclaimed court reporter, Hero Winsor The sixth amendment of the constitution states the right to a, “speedy and public trial.”  At The Evergreen State College, jurisprudential measures have recently been made to follow this amendment to the letter.  All campus disputes are now settled by the Honorable Judge […]