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HoroscopesWeek of April 4th
By April Davidson ARIES 3/21 – 4/19 There’s powerful energy swirling around you which will be helpful; there are goals on the horizon that you’re striving to achieve. It could also lead to frustration when these goals aren’t realized as quickly as you think they should. You’re eager to make […]
Horoscopes Week of November 1
By April Davidson ARIES 3/21 – 4/19 Issues surrounding intimacy, power and control are your main focus currently. You’ll soon be finding yourself in significant situations that require an awareness of your personal boundaries, as well as a willingness to inquire about and accept the boundaries of others. Greet any […]
Horror Scopes Halloween Horoscropes
By April Davidson ARIES 3/21 – 4/19 Your enemy sends you a text message saying to meet them at midnight in a downtown warehouse. You assume this means to fight so you gear up and prepare for battle. When you show up there’s no one there, even your enemy has […]
Horoscopes Week of October 4
By April Davidson ARIES 3/21 – 4/19 You’ve got ecstatic energy all around you. Moving fast is something you can’t help most of the time but moving forward too quickly could give you motion sickness right now. There will be a moment, either now or in the next two weeks, […]
Horoscopes Week of September 18
By April Davidson Aries 3/21 – 4/19 Focus on the things you do have, not on what you don’t. Whatever you are stressing about not having enough of, whether it is some material or bodily concern, it is blocking you from seeing what you have to offer or doing the work […]
Horoscopes May 31
By Sylvie Chace The sun is shining down on this beautiful Gemini season where we are being pulled quickly in a myriad of directions. Where life may feel overwhelming and exploring every angle of a situation may be a lot of work, it is necessary for growth and change to […]
Horoscopes Week of April 19
By Sylvie Chace It’s retrograde season! While Venus is now out of retrograde and sits in the emotional sign of Pisces, Mercury and Saturn have just transitioned and begun to mess with all the signs. If you’ve been experiencing some rifts in your day-to-day life or if you’ve been having […]
Horoscopes Week of March 15
By Sylvie Chace Last Sunday’s full moon in Virgo has us drawn into our work, leaving all the signs a space for big plans and new creative prospects. However, Venus is still stationed retrograde in the signs of Aries transitioning into Pisces. While our outward lives are being manifested, tended […]
Horoscopes March 1
By Sylvie Chace This week packs in a lot of emotional depth for the signs. A solar eclipse and new moon in the watery sign of Pisces closes the series of Pisces eclipses from the last 2 years. This will be a time of awakened empathy and understanding of ourselves […]