By April Davidson ARIES 3/21 – 4/19 Your enemy sends you a text message saying to meet them at midnight in a downtown warehouse. You assume this means to fight so you gear up and prepare for battle. When you show up there’s no one there, even your enemy has […]
Wasted Advice Week of October 4
Should I text him? I mean like fucking for go it. We’re all dieing anyway so what do you have to loooose? Dignity is a lie, boys are evil but do it, follo yr dreams I’m drowning in class, what do I do? Talk to yr prfos sometime their chill […]
Wasted Advice May 17
Can you whittle wood? What!!?!?!??????!??!!!!!!! This is what you ask a drunk person? To play with sharp knives? No. What is your favorite hip hop song and why? Hip hop and rap have been so mixed together that I’m not sure what you’re asking me right now but I really […]
Wasted Advice March 1
Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. how do you balance staying aware and involved, with keeping yourself mentally healthy, given that the […]
Wasted Advice February 1
Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. Is there anyway around seeing people in oly who I’ve previously iced, other than moving or […]
Happy 4/20! Here’s a Guide to Getting High (Legally) in Olympia
By Sarah Bradley & Danny Loose Here in Washington, weed dispensaries have become a welcome addition to otherwise typical shopping centers. The sale of recreational marijuana to the public began on July 8 2014. Even though it has been a while since initiative 502 passed, which licenses and regulates the […]
Campus Vending Machines Provide Off- Hour Snack Option A Quest for the Sweetest Deal$
By Nix Chace and Sarah Bradley It is not much of a secret that our little campus, tucked away in the woods, is lacking when it comes to accessible food at all hours of the night. Sure, there is the lower-campus POD, open seven days a week for a dorm-dwellers […]
Wasted Advice
Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. what the most cost effective food options on campus? i cant always bring my own lunch […]
I Got Drunk and Went to Chibi Chibi Con for the Sake of Journalism Or: In Praise of Sweet Carol
By Jules Prosser We went undercover. We didn’t know why or how, but we were on a quest for “the truth”. Carol got a fancy secret recorder from Media Loan, and I didn’t even have to ask her to do that, even though I considered it. I needed her—she was […]
Wasted Advice Week Eight
What do u think of this fucked up cold weather we’ve been having? I love cold weather, it’s not even cold yet wait till it gets like……………………………..winter. Why is it that we are always looking for waldo? Who is waldo why is waldo and where is waldo? I’m fucking waldo […]