Wasted advice is a column written by our editorial staff while legally drunk. Presented unedited, raw, and uncut. Send questions to https://ask.fm/wastedadvice. What’s the best tinder bio? This girls tinde bio — and she’s already — listen, it’s just “I’m a top.” That’s it What’s the question? What the fuck […]
Wasted Advice On Video Game Boyfriends and Un-Pettable Pet Fish
By an Anonymous, Wasted Staff Writer What was your last dream about? Honestly i might take that shit to the grave. What are you always thinking about? You must think i trust you. You’ll never get inside my mind, this is my own private area. What […]
Wasted Advice May 17
Can you whittle wood? What!!?!?!??????!??!!!!!!! This is what you ask a drunk person? To play with sharp knives? No. What is your favorite hip hop song and why? Hip hop and rap have been so mixed together that I’m not sure what you’re asking me right now but I really […]
Wasted Advice March 1
Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. how do you balance staying aware and involved, with keeping yourself mentally healthy, given that the […]
Wasted Advice February 1
Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. Is there anyway around seeing people in oly who I’ve previously iced, other than moving or […]
Wasted Advice Fall Week Three
Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. how do i look hot on halloween without havin a real normie “slutty whatever” costume Have […]
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. where can i go to get some nice shirts and pants? hit up your local (westsdie) […]
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. How can I get people to stop thinking that I’m the Zodiac Killer? before you speak […]
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. what the most cost effective food options on campus? i cant always bring my own lunch […]
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. i hate my job, but i feel stupid complaining about it because it is better than […]